The 'B' Word... Boyfriend

why don't I have a boyfriend? 
... Is not an important question I ask myself. I don't depend on material objects and other people solemnly to make me happy.. That's just ridiculous. 
I don't need a guy in my life to make me happy, but if I wanted a guy to date in high school it would be like this ...

First of all, its a high school relationship. I'm not going to talk to you about children or getting married. I know the relationships not going to last longer than a year at most (probably) and the relationship is to experiment with what kind of guys I like. 
I want a guy that I can play video games with for an entire afternoon straight, and not be bored. Preferably COD. 
I want to have burping competitions with him. 
If he wants to drink from the milk container, I won't judge him because I do it too. 
I want to see horror and scary movies with him but not at a movie theatre. 
I want him to text me first because he WANTS to. 
He has to be proud of me. 
I want him to high five me when I beat him at a belching contest. 
I don't want him to pretend he cares about the tv shows I watch because I don't care about what hockey teams are winning or losing and what not.
He has to be able to tolerate my dad. 
When I laugh for absolutely no reason at all, I want him to laugh at me (or with me..) 
I will totally make him sandwiches. 

Yeah, that was a fairly loose collection of my thoughts on this subject.

Maybe they'll change tomorrow, next week, a year, or maybe they won't change.

What I do know is that I will never change for a boy, ever.